If I had a World of my Own

fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:59:31 -0400

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book

malformalady: A barn owl leaves an impression after flying into...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:42:25 -0400

malformalady:

A barn owl leaves an impression after flying into a window. There are a variety of theories as to why birds hit windows - the most obvious is that windows are clear and the flying creatures simply fail to spot the danger in time. Others have pointed out that birds often appear to strike windows deliberately. Some people believe the birds see their own reflection in the glass, being territorial they may mistake this for a rival and be trying to scare them away.

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:41:20 -0400

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:28:43 -0400

how to prepare for exams: cry

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:27:44 -0400

how to prepare for exams: cry

22drunkb: dottewa: scaredycas: If cas ate all the purgatory souls does that mean that Benny was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:25:24 -0400

22drunkb:

dottewa:

scaredycas:

If cas ate all the purgatory souls does that mean that Benny was in cas at some point

This is a joke but at the same time I was actually sure this was why they didn’t like each other.

Oh, awkward.

julietspencers: fetuses do not think they do not “scream out” when they are aborted they have no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:24:57 -0400

julietspencers:

fetuses do not think

they do not “scream out” when they are aborted

they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion

they aren’t “sad” when you abort them

they do not “realize what is happening”

And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts

snapchatnudes: apparently my boyfriend likes to do this thing where he goes to shower and turns...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:00:29 -0400

snapchatnudes:

apparently my boyfriend likes to do this thing where he goes to shower and turns everything on and gets naked and then as soon as he’s naked he gets distracted and doesn’t shower

like isn’t the naked part the part where you have fully committed to the shower how does that even work i can’t handle this information

hiddles-girl: -sunflowerseeds: Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:33:00 -0400

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.

so the legends are true

shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:32:51 -0400

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

katherlne: katherlne: I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t u did not

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:29:41 -0400

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

u did not

avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsoffi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:29:14 -0400

avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching.

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:28:53 -0400

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:59 -0400

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

thebloggerbloggerfun: piewinchesters: If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:10 -0400

thebloggerbloggerfun:

piewinchesters:

If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat

Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Are you fuckin kidding me right now

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:01 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

Are you fuckin kidding me right now

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:22:44 -0400

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

tarclis: blackinallday: merry-i-am: salma: why can’t hurricane names...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:22:06 -0400

tarclis:

blackinallday:

merry-i-am:

salma:

why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse

hurricane muhammad

hurricane shaniqua

hurricane nguyen

because white people destroy everything.

wow, the last comment..

the only comment

8oo: reapershadcat: yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR yahoo has got to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:12:45 -0400

8oo:

reapershadcat:

yahoo has gon…. tOO FAR

yahoo has got to go fast

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:12:37 -0400