cokeflow: when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
never-is-an-awfully-longtime: journey-tohealthy: urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH Exactly why you shouldn’t feel the need to do that shit for guys! Seriously all the assholes can be weeded out that way. Do whatever the...
draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE...
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
laughingstation: when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
nepeter: tumblr famous more like tumblr anus
sinagogue: those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends
Current state of Tumblr fandoms:
lexirose-is-cool: Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.” Whovians: *confused rage* Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?” Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]” (so many cannibalism jokes)
"You're so bad in bed, Sherlock Season 3 will...
bbcsherlockftw: smiles-and-smirks: mycroft-is-his-division: captaintimber: benedicia: third-star-til-the-morning: vampiricangel: magentablimp: strangersatthemall: I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone… I laughed waaay too hard. Oh my GOD
wellisnthatwizard: I’M JUST SHOUTING TO EMPHASIZE MY POINT BUT I THINK THAT THE WHOVIANS SHOULD ALL MAKE A PACT THAT IF JOHN HURT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOST REGENERATION WE REFER TO HIM AS A LOST REGENERATION THE DOCTORS ALL KEEP THEIR NAMES, NINE STAYS NINE, TEN STAYS TEN, TENTOO STAYS TENTOO (HE WAS TECHNICALLY AN ELEVENTH REGENERATION ANYWAY) AND ELEVEN STAYS ELEVEN IT DOESN’T HAVE TO CHANGE ...
dumpsterfetus: trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
kurtsass: it’s 2012 why don’t legs shave themselves
youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
deodrant: its so awkward when u can hear someone peeing
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
crazy-with-a-capital-k: yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: emsofmanyfandoms: castielsminions: krystinalisette: *pokes head in* hey supernatural fandom u ok NOOOOOOO NOBODY’S OKAY. CODE RED, REPEAT, CODE RED THERE IS A FANDOM IN FLAMES I DON’T THINK BEING OKAY IS A POSSIBILITY HERE
profilergirl22: ifuckedmadsmikkelsen: friendly reminder dean is going to pray to cas every night and cas isn’t going to hear him YOU CALL THAT FRIENDLY
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Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi